It’s my right, and it is my choice if I want to wear a mask or not! If I get the virus, that is on me, and my problem… I am an American, I have rights!!! This is an actual quote, from a Floridian, and this sentiment has been expressed everywhere from the south, to the north to all the major cities… AND it is through that IGNORANCE that had us go from 50 cases in early March 2020...
We live in a world where sometimes we try to make things very simple, very black and white… But, that is not always the case, we actually live in a world that is very very GREY. I would like to think we live in a world where the criminals are easy to identity, where the ones who prey on others can be seen coming miles away; instead we they are sharks that come from the depths and snatch you...
They say April showers bring May flowers, but so far this weather has been a bi-polar climate change cluster f*ck! Besides the weather being all over the place, on days when the sun is out and the weather is cooperating, nice weather welcomes the obnoxious douche bag to come out from hibernation and bless us with their loud music and noises. What is it about the nice weather that causes my fellow...
I’m not sure what possesses people to drive in such a dumb manner when it rains; I am beyond perplexed why people attempt feats of grandeur during snow storms. There is such a thing as seasonal depression, if that’s not enough I am aware that people develop cabin fever after being cooped up for too long – and this leads to rash and non-logical decisions. So is this why people...
Nothing is worse than being unappreciated at work. What’s even worse, is when you are fired without warning; what is uber worse is when your entire department is laid off without warning or care. It’s funny, how you will see a brand in how their product is represented, and it elicits comfort, trust, and awe in a way — you love eating the brand, you recommend the brand, and one...
Customer: Can I ask you a question? It will only take 10 seconds. ME: Sir, if you could please sign your name on the list, either myself or one of my fellow co-workers will be able to assist you as soon as possible. As of right now, you can clearly see that I am currently engaged in a consultation with these customers. CUSTOMER: It’s a 10 second question I promise you. What is the name of...
CLIENT: Thanks for building me a stellar podcast website – question, can you create business cards? If so, can you make them cheaper than VISTA PRINT, and can you have them delivered by the 15th?? And sorry to be annoying, I know I call you after work hours and text you on your days off, but we are almost there, just really really need some business cards. ME: Thank you for the nice words...
SO HAPPY YOU ANSWERED MY EMAIL! You come from a lot of great referrals, you must be good. I need an awesome website, to go with my unique products… Get this, I make awesome soap! I know you will love it, and I have a great deal for you – how about we make a barter — your website services, for my unique, one-of-a-kind soap 🙂
Answer: NO!
… Damn Mondays!
I love sarcasm, I love a good joke, heck I am even confident enough to poke fun at myself. BUT, and there is a big BUT… Don’t clown me when something effed up happens. I chose a local bagel shop to get my coffee versus the overpriced cop-of-joe at Starbucks. Today is D-DAY, the ball drops in less than 12 hours and I’m scrambling around in my new outfit ready for tonight’s...
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; courage to change the things I can; and wisdom to know the difference. It seems that we live in a world where good contractors and mechanics are hard to come by; almost as though they are a mythic creature, similar to the likes of Nessie, Bigfoot or Unicorns. There’s nothing more insulting than feeling vulnerable, because you...