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Beware clients who spell things with “Z”

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I usually try not to place people in a box, or generalize or stereotype. Not everyone is going to have the same walk of life, share the same path, and be cut from the same cloth – after all, this is the spice of life, our general differences and intricacies. But there’s a reason we have essentially our own “Spidey-sense” – our instincts and gut feelings need to be trusted. My referral...

Nice Weather = Loud Music!

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They say April showers bring May flowers, but so far this weather has been a bi-polar climate change cluster f*ck! Besides the weather being all over the place, on days when the sun is out and the weather is cooperating, nice weather welcomes the obnoxious douche bag to come out from hibernation and bless us with their loud music and noises. What is it about the nice weather that causes my fellow...

Let’s trade my custom soap for a website.

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SO HAPPY YOU ANSWERED MY EMAIL! You come from a lot of great referrals, you must be good. I need an awesome website, to go with my unique products… Get this, I make awesome soap! I know you will love it, and I have a great deal for you – how about we make a barter — your website services, for my unique, one-of-a-kind soap 🙂
Answer: NO!
… Damn Mondays!

A Poem Dedicated to Toothache.

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Oh tooth, dear tooth of mine. Let me not offend thee by calling you any ol’ tooth and single you out for the major big punk that you are – molar, oh yes, MOLAR! How can thou offend me with such horrid pain, when all I have done in life is splendor thee in all of life’s delights. How can thee twist and turn the blade of pain, and make me buckle down to my knees?… All is well...

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