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The scum of the earth!!!

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We live in a world where sometimes we try to make things very simple, very black and white… But, that is not always the case, we actually live in a world that is very very GREY. I would like to think we live in a world where the criminals are easy to identity, where the ones who prey on others can be seen coming miles away; instead we they are sharks that come from the depths and snatch you...

When entitled customers get angry.

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Customer: Can I ask you a question? It will only take 10 seconds. ME: Sir, if you could please sign your name on the list, either myself or one of my fellow co-workers will be able to assist you as soon as possible. As of right now, you can clearly see that I am currently engaged in a consultation with these customers. CUSTOMER: It’s a 10 second question I promise you. What is the name of...

Let’s trade my custom soap for a website.

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SO HAPPY YOU ANSWERED MY EMAIL! You come from a lot of great referrals, you must be good. I need an awesome website, to go with my unique products… Get this, I make awesome soap! I know you will love it, and I have a great deal for you – how about we make a barter — your website services, for my unique, one-of-a-kind soap 🙂
Answer: NO!
… Damn Mondays!

Coffee may be served in a variety of ways, Bro…

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I love sarcasm, I love a good joke, heck I am even confident enough to poke fun at myself. BUT, and there is a big BUT… Don’t clown me when something effed up happens. I chose a local bagel shop to get my coffee versus the overpriced cop-of-joe at Starbucks. Today is D-DAY, the ball drops in less than 12 hours and I’m scrambling around in my new outfit ready for tonight’s...

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