I can’t help to notice that everytime I am in a good place in life, something, or someone, or somehow, life finds a way to throw a wrench to things…
I’ve noticed every time I am in a good relationship, and I go to any townie bar (never my own because I don’t sh*t where I eat LOL) the hottest local chick throws herself at me… And gosh darnit, it’s always so tempting because it is essentially gift wrapped.
Now while I resist, and oh boy is that so hard… I can’t help to feel like it’s a test… A test from some being or power far beyond my comprehension. Because you see… I feel like the gods or the mystic beings that reside somewhere in a plane or dimension we can’t see, they LOVE to f*ck with us humans… Why? I mean why not… We are so flawed, gullible and very easy to F*CK with! lol!!! But try as they might I resist, and maybe I am just way too deep on some 9% ABV IPAs to be theorizing like this… Because maybe these hot chicks have either been passed around too many times within the local bros, that they look for new pastures… OR they are tired of those same said bros, and new game seems better to them.
Whatever the concept or reality truly is… In the end, I can’t help to feel this same pattern repeats itself… Small town bar, hot chick(s) all over you, when you finally found someone you want to go steady with… It feels like some weird test to me haha…
… Sincerely,
Damn Mondays.
