I can’t help to notice that everytime I am in a good place in life, something, or someone, or somehow, life finds a way to throw a wrench to things… I’ve noticed every time I am in a good relationship, and I go to any townie bar (never my own because I don’t sh*t where I eat LOL) the hottest local chick throws herself at me… And gosh darnit, it’s always so...

