Oh tooth, dear tooth of mine.
Let me not offend thee by calling you any ol’ tooth and single you out for the major big punk that you are – molar, oh yes, MOLAR!
How can thou offend me with such horrid pain, when all I have done in life is splendor thee in all of life’s delights.
How can thee twist and turn the blade of pain, and make me buckle down to my knees?…
All is well nonetheless, for a knight in shining white armor awaits, ready to vanquish the pain thou has brought onto me.
Oh tooth, dear tooth of mine. We could have made it to our very end, never disturbed and never perturbed. But no, thou has broken my spirit and broken your shield, inviting what feels like eternal pain.
Never fear, a trip to the hot seat, and plenty of relief will soon come, as I vanquish thee with great pleasure…
Au revoir – Molar!!!
… DAMN MONDAYS!
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