We live in a world where sometimes we try to make things very simple, very black and white… But, that is not always the case, we actually live in a world that is very very GREY. I would like to think we live in a world where the criminals are easy to identity, where the ones who prey on others can be seen coming miles away; instead we they are sharks that come from the depths and snatch you...
I’m not sure what possesses people to drive in such a dumb manner when it rains; I am beyond perplexed why people attempt feats of grandeur during snow storms. There is such a thing as seasonal depression, if that’s not enough I am aware that people develop cabin fever after being cooped up for too long – and this leads to rash and non-logical decisions. So is this why people...
Nothing is worse than being unappreciated at work. What’s even worse, is when you are fired without warning; what is uber worse is when your entire department is laid off without warning or care. It’s funny, how you will see a brand in how their product is represented, and it elicits comfort, trust, and awe in a way — you love eating the brand, you recommend the brand, and one...
Customer: Can I ask you a question? It will only take 10 seconds. ME: Sir, if you could please sign your name on the list, either myself or one of my fellow co-workers will be able to assist you as soon as possible. As of right now, you can clearly see that I am currently engaged in a consultation with these customers. CUSTOMER: It’s a 10 second question I promise you. What is the name of...
SO HAPPY YOU ANSWERED MY EMAIL! You come from a lot of great referrals, you must be good. I need an awesome website, to go with my unique products… Get this, I make awesome soap! I know you will love it, and I have a great deal for you – how about we make a barter — your website services, for my unique, one-of-a-kind soap 🙂
Answer: NO!
… Damn Mondays!
I love sarcasm, I love a good joke, heck I am even confident enough to poke fun at myself. BUT, and there is a big BUT… Don’t clown me when something effed up happens. I chose a local bagel shop to get my coffee versus the overpriced cop-of-joe at Starbucks. Today is D-DAY, the ball drops in less than 12 hours and I’m scrambling around in my new outfit ready for tonight’s...
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; courage to change the things I can; and wisdom to know the difference. It seems that we live in a world where good contractors and mechanics are hard to come by; almost as though they are a mythic creature, similar to the likes of Nessie, Bigfoot or Unicorns. There’s nothing more insulting than feeling vulnerable, because you...